Clubs Versus Churches

Round 1

This is not a thorough post as most of my Versus are, but it did catch my attention. A few days ago a girl invited me to church, something I had not done for over 3 years, as I sat there bored out of my mind, I realized churches and night clubs clubs have a lot in common. Specially when you're not paying attention.


Main Characters: Pastors and DJ's

They are in charge of the show, depending on these two the outcome of the night will be either pleasurable or a total disaster.

Things in common:
1) Very visible spot
2) Control the pace
3) Entertain
4) Good communication skills
5) Dress differently




Music and Dancing
Both have kick-ass stereo system



Liquor and Chips
Can't have a party without these




People passing out
When too much, is too much



Other Similarities:
Smoke(incense if you've ever been to a Catholic church), Clubs and Churches might ask for a fee, nice looking buildings. Although few will accept this, but most people who attend church are not focused, they are more interested in the people beside them.

Not my fault
Before you send my soul to damnation, let it be known that I warn people who invite me to church, not to invite me. Yet they think its for the best and if she is hot enough I might consider going. I'm not alone on this one, I know plenty of people who do the same thing.

More
I bet there are way more similarities left, feel free to add them.

Remember: Next time your drinking, dancing and almost ready to pass out at a club, say to yourself "hmm, just like church".