OI MATES!!! I hope you still remember the guy with the kick-ass name (stop saying it’s weird, eh? you know it’s a cool name), the guy who told you vampires are a stupid little trend of today’s stupid-teenage-girls-and-queery-boys-who-like-that-shit society and twilight sucks as much as the acting of Robert Pattinson (yeah I said it again!), the guy that told you to stop listening to the Mileys and the Jonas and every other little noisemaker that call themselves artist these days (you damn well know they suck!)..YES MATES! Johnny Jack Poe is back! And damn it feels good! We gotta catch up eh, there’s a lot of shit we need to discuss, for example there’s this little thing that’s been bothering me for the past few weeks and I’m not gona say what it is cause just by spelling out its name causes me to vomit like if I had drank 2 tequila bottles and 3 kegs by myself, so I’m not gona say it (ok ok, Its Justin Fucking Beiber, you know?, that little mini-Jonas piece of crap that’s taking over nowadays) but that’s for another day when I wana spill guts. Today I’m just letting you know that we’re back and we’re hungry to blog. Little Ivan is gona cover the girly subjects, so if you wana ask someone about nail polish or gossip girl’s newest episodes, he’s your guy. Me on the other hand, I’m gona cover what matters in the world, like music, movies, and anything related to telling you how stupid or nerve-wrecking a trend is getting. Oh, and for the teenage girls that wanted me gone for hating on the JonaASSES and their precious Twilight...I’m….deeply sorry that you will have to put up with me as I blog-mutilate them.
